Anonymous asked: Avengers/Suits, Tony needs someone to defend him for doing something stupid and takes a shine to Mike. Unfortunately, he’s already taken, but Harvey doesn’t mind showing off for an audience.

“You actually slapped my hand just now,” Tony said, feigning shocked. “I like this whole mentor-protege thing you two have going here, Harvey. Very discreet. And I also like how your associate’s lips match my suit.”

“Hands off, Tony. I don’t share well,” Harvey said quietly, his hand curling around the back of Mike’s neck possessively; Mike looked between the two of them like his head was on a spring.

“Hey now. Don’t I get—” Mike started to ask from his position on the bed between Harvey and Tony.

“No,” they said in unison. Tony ran a finger up Mike’s thigh, watching Harvey’s expression; he put his hands up in surrender when Harvey’s eyes narrowed. “Hands are off. Don’t get your panties in a twist, Specter.” He smirked when Harvey rolled his eyes. “How about this? Jarvis, put on some tunes.”

Barry White’s low voice purred out into the room. “You would have such obvious musical tastes. How about you watch and learn something about subtlety, Stark.”

Tony kept his hands to himself and did learn a few things, like those red lips are multitalented… and that Harvey’s hair gel has some some gravity-defying characteristics that should either be mocked or investigated further, but first things first: ahem, hands to himself.