Anonymous asked: SPN, Crowley/Balthazar&Dean/Castiel, Human!Au, bottom!Dean, bottom!Crowley, Castiel and Balthazar are roommates and try to get their respective boyfriends to scream the loudest
Balthazar wasn’t as competitive by default as people tended to assume - he just happened to like being a pain in the arse, and if someone else challenged him unintentionally he’d always rise to the bait faster than he would to any ordinary competition.
Castiel’s nocturnal activities were one such challenge; Balthazar was willing to believe Castiel was good in bed, but Dean’s groans were a little on the theatrical side, not to mention derivative - “Oh God”, “Oh Cas”, “Oh fuck”.
Crowley’s voice did not lend itself to exaggerated moaning under most circumstances, but after explaining the situation, Balthazar found his fuck-buddy was more than willing to fill the halls with loud and explicitly helpful declarations - “Harder, Jesus, I can take it, give me your cock” and so on.
Balthazar guessed from the next night’s silence that Castiel had taken the hint about the lack of soundproofing in their dorm, but four nights in, Balthazar woke to the loudest scream he’d ever heard outside a horror movie.
He had to ask in the morning, but a visibly sleep deprived and shamefaced Castiel could only answer, “I meant to tell you earlier; with Dean it’s far better out than in.”